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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Oh My Achin'...

1. Foot - from the huge splinter I got on my brother's deck. B only managed to dig half of it out so far.
2. Pointer finger - my sister's macaw, Captain, decided our former friendship was over and totally nailed me with his huge, sharp black beak. Twice. I don't know how I offended him, but obviously I did. So not only does my finger hurt, but my feelings do too.
3. Thumb - don't know what I did, but it's been a constant source of ache lately.
4. Jaw - popped it out of the socket eating shrimp on Sunday and while it's back in place, the muscles are tender and it's still making my head hurt. This is common for me. And no, I don't want to talk about my options in getting it fixed.

No pictures today.
Chalk that up to me constantly forgetting my camera this weekend. And I haven't had time to download anyone elses pictures.

That's all...
Behave!

2 comments:

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

1. Bandage a piece of bacon on it overnight. My MIL did this with a sliver in D's finger once and it was amazing.

2. Ouch! Did you not give him a treat? Aren't insults usually animal-related?

3. Okay, I don't want to THINK about that. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Victoria said...

1. I never heard of that. I'll keep it in mind for the next time. Splinter's out now. Finally.

2. I don't know what the deal is. I walked up, stood by him and he nailed me. Grumpy, I guess. He'd had a very long weekend and will behave like a toddler with a tantrum when he's stressed.

3. No. Neither do I!