Don't be forgettin' today be "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
I be workin' and then be discoverin' I be missin' this important day. "Talk Like a Pirate Day" be important to me and me hardys and we be nearly missin' it. We should be emailin' pirate speak already but be sorely behind. This day usually be awash in excitement 'bout our yearly beach trip. 'Tis sad that no such pleasure be awaitin' us this season.
Even I be findin' some funny videos 'bout talking like pirates. I be too lame brained to be postin' links.
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Be it not too late - get out there and be talkin' like a pirate!