Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Things I Have Learned...

Or...maybe more appropriately...Relearned recently...
1. The wait at the doctor's office is one of the worst waits ever. Plus, they tell you to shut your cell off. As if. I'm sorry, but I'm not waiting forty-five minutes for my appointment without the ability to check my phone.
2. Laundry does not do itself. Dangit.
3. Retraining the family after not writing for a week is laborious.
4. Preparing for summer camp requires many lists and lots of last minute stuff.
5. Kids cry when you start buy school supplies six weeks before school is due to start.
6. Heat flashes make 99* worse.
7. My dog is never going to stop shedding.
Okay...that's enough silly...


Ava Quinn said...

I'm shocked with #2.

Why don't you make a deal with the yard gnomes - girly mags and tequila in exchange for doing the laundry?

Hell, I'd do it just for the tequila!

Victoria said...

LOL, Ava!

Ooh! Good idea!

Heck, come one over. I'll supply you with all of the tequila you can drink if you're going to do my laundry! :)

Ava Quinn said...

All the tequila I want? Damn, I don't know how good your laundry will turn out then!

Victoria said...

Heck...I don't care as long as it's clean and mostly folded!! LOL

Ava Quinn said...

Hey, I said nothing about folding. That's extra, Bub!