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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Tips

Handy, dandy helpful hints...
1. Don't blow your car horn at 2 a.m. when you're parked in front of the neighbor's house. Really. Don't blow your car horn like that at anytime.
2. The only way to watch a scary movie is with all lights out.
3. Check the oil in your car.
4. Eating junk for dinner usually results in a stomachache, weird dreams, or both.
5. You should probably really try to find out why the dryer spits out your clean clothes smelling like burnt rubber.
6. The cat litter will not change itself. Seriously. It won't.
7. Spoiled milk is never good to drink.
8. Never eat stuff made with mayonnaise that's been left out on a hot day.
9. Humor can be found in most situations.
10. Pressing your car alarm button in the middle of the night is rude and you should not do it.
Helpful?
Probably not.
Behave!

5 comments:

Susan Kelley said...

I knew most of these except #6. Are you sure about that cause I've been waiting and waiting...

Victoria said...

LOL, Sue. I'm waiting, too. Why can't the cat clean the box? I mean, we have to clean the toilet! Makes no sense!! lol

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Hear hear!

I hope this is general advice and not all based on recent experience. Mainly the mayonnaise one.

Victoria said...

Mostly recent experience - except for the mayo one. That was a conversation going on around me that I felt compelled to add. The car horn stuff...welcome to the 'hood. Annoying.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

well, phew on the mayo, ugh on the car horn.