1. Never eat gummi bears after the whole container has dumped upside down on the kitchen floor when your dog is shedding like crazy.
2. Don't fold laundry right out of the dryer when it's hot outside.
3. Don't try to take a nap in the place where the sun will come through the window and fry your legs.
4. Never think you're going to do a good job shaving when the light in the shower has burned out.
5. Don't play before writing, because you'll never get to the writing. (This, however, does not apply to me today. I kicked writing butt.)
6. Never trust that the cat will stay inside even if it's raining outside. If he gets the opportunity, he will go.
Okay...that's all I have for now. I think I broke my brain a little today. Or maybe I obviously did...