1. Never eat gummi bears after the whole container has dumped upside down on the kitchen floor when your dog is shedding like crazy.
2. Don't fold laundry right out of the dryer when it's hot outside.
3. Don't try to take a nap in the place where the sun will come through the window and fry your legs.
4. Never think you're going to do a good job shaving when the light in the shower has burned out.
5. Don't play before writing, because you'll never get to the writing. (This, however, does not apply to me today. I kicked writing butt.)
6. Never trust that the cat will stay inside even if it's raining outside. If he gets the opportunity, he will go.
Okay...that's all I have for now. I think I broke my brain a little today. Or maybe I obviously did...
Behave!
2 comments:
Sage, sage advice for one and all. Thank you for this public service.
And YEHAW on the kicking of writing's butt. He needed to be taken down a peg or two!
Hey no problem! I do what I can to help out! LOL
He did need to be taken down. I kicked him farther into the hole tonight. Only 77 pages to go until I'm finished with this editing pass!
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