I'm going to use the old format this week because I have to.
Which of these did not happen in my house within the past twenty-four hours:
1. That smell I mentioned? The terrible, assaulting odor that seemed to come from the basement...I finally found it late last night. In the form of a half-eaten sandwich wrapped in foil and left in a jacket pocket. Estimated date of origination: Last weekend - specifically last Sunday when we were traveling to a birthday party and running around like fools.
2. K3 gave himself a bald spot by cutting his hair. It was sticking up. Yes. He's 12.
3. K4 got caught with a pen spring in her mouth, and a hunk of paper.
You know the drill. I'm looking for what did NOT happen.
There is one person who knows the answer to this, at least I think she knows. (Could you maybe not comment until later? Please!)