How about a stink bug version?
How many stink bugs did I eliminate over the weekend?
What is my preferred method of getting rid of them?
2. Viking funeral - only without the fire...though that does give me an idea.
3. Squash and hold my nose.
I watched one divebomb the light in my room last night. And found him on the shelf right next to my head this morning. They are not very smart. At all. I kept thinking he would fall down, and then I'd get rid of him, but I was too tired to actively pursue and eliminate.
How many times did K4 call on me over the weekend for stink bug removal?
People do not believe me when I tell them I got bit and have swallowed a stink bug?
What color are a stink bugs guts?
4. It depends. Sometimes they're different.
Okay. Now that you're all grossed out...I'll stop.