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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tall Tale Tuesday

Tuesday's rolling right along, which is fantastic because it's one day closer to the retreat!
Here we go with Tall Tale Tuesday!
Which of the following is the truth:
1. I noticed the dog had something large in her mouth earlier. When I stepped outside to see what she was into, I found a large male duck in her mouth. He was dead and I don't think she killed him. I'm a little confused as to how the duck came to be dead in our yard. You'll also be surprised to know that I managed to remove the duck from the very protective dog and hide it so she couldn't get to it again...though I don't know what to do with it now. Do you throw it away or bury it? I'll let B figure that one out.
2. K3 had a dental procedure this morning to remove several stuck baby teeth. They gave him nitrous. The last time they gave it to him, he hated it. I think he liked it a little too much this time. Not only did he ramble constantly the whole way home, he sang to me, including songs I didn't even know he knew.
3. I mentioned yesterday how I demolished my only pair of jeans, but I didn't mention how. Maybe because it's embarrassing to reveal that as a grown woman, I decided I could still climb trees as well as I did when I was a kid. Not only did I wedge myself between branches, but I got the butt of my jeans caught on a particularly sharp stub of a branch and tore the seat right out of my well-worn jeans.
So...Which one is the truth? And yes, there's only one. ha!
Behave!

3 comments:

Ava Quinn said...

I'm going with #3 because it's just fun. But if # 1 had been about the bear patrolling around your area instead of a duck, I totally would have voted for that one.

Retreat!!!!! 2 days!!!!!!
M3

Susan Kelley said...

I'm a little late but I'm going with #1 and I think you climbed the tree to hide the dead duck.
Have fun on retreat.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

I can't play because I know the answer, but HA. That's all. HA. :P