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1. Continued texting, then went to bed. Yes. I didn't cry, didn't yell, and there was no blood. After I landed on my tush, I finished the text message and crawled into bed, not really thinking about my little spill. When I woke up, I realized how hard I'd hit my head. There was a huge goose egg there and the area's still sore. I probably did give myself a concussion and am just too stupid to notice these things. I was intent on my texting though because we'd worked our tails off in the yard all day and I felt like the walking dead. I just wanted to go to sleep.
Maybe that just proves I'm not very smart. Or maybe it's just typical for me. I don't know. Or maybe I should be too embarrassed to post these things here. Nah. ha! Or! Or maybe people shouldn't leave their shoes at the top of the stairs for me to trip over in the dead of night.
That is all.
Behave!