Monday, May 11, 2009

Speaking of Gnomes...

I got this little dude from my sister for mothers day.
Yes, he's still strapped in. The truth is I'm kind of afraid to let him out. See his mouth? And the black trickle coming out of it?
I think he's possessed. He's got some kind of ectoplasm inside of him and he's lying dormant until I release him from his restraints.
Then, he'll terrorize me with gnome pranks and evilness. He'll get the other gnomes - the gnomes already primed to stage a resistance - and the next thing you know you'll be reading some strange and bizarre news story featuring me as a victim.
I'm just not willing to go there.
Do you blame me?
Maybe I'll have to lay out a salt ring and release him inside, but if I'm right, what do I do with him aftewards? It's not like I can call Sam and Dean to save me. They're kind of busy right now what with the apocalypse and all.


Natalie J. Damschroder said...

You crack me up.

I think the salt is pretty much your only option.

Anonymous said...

I did not mean to unleash a possessed gnome on you!!! I just thought he was cute!

Victoria said...

Salt is probably my only option, but then what do I do after? Let him run around inside the salt ring forever?
He's very cute, A. Maybe I'm just paranoid. He could be dribbling a little Guiness instead of ectoplasm!