This Eye of Mine...

I don't know what's wrong with it. It hurts and it's swollen and feels like there are rocks in it. I look ridiculous, though the man says it's not that bad. He lies, I'm sure. When he moved in to kiss me good-bye, he made a face. Great.
Anyway. I don't know what happened. I felt like I had something in it and it's progressed to where I am now.
Clearly, there is a trip to the doc in my future, but for now I will continue to use compresses and try to avoid the computer. (Ha! I have work to do!)
And that is all for this rainy Wednesday...
Behave!

Oh, Sunday...

Why is Sunday almost over? That means the weekend is nearly finished. Poo! My laundry is not done. I haven't slept enough. My kids only just got home from their weekend away. I haven't written yet.
Yesterday I helped the folks clean up the massive amount of debris dumped in their yard from our freak pre-Halloween snowstorm. I even ran a chainsaw. I actually got to drive my dad's coveted tractor, too. We won't talk about how I ran the tractor into the fire pit, or how I fell on my butt trying to help pull a broken branch out of a tree. Anyway. It was a good day.
Then, the man and I were supposed to be alone. We did some grocery shopping (freak power outage at the store. Weird), came home and made dinner. Then...a kid came home. (This is the second weekend in a row that our alone time has been rudely corrupted.)
So...now I need to switch laundry, eat dinner, and write...
Damn Sunday being almost over...
Behave!

Feed Good Friday

First off, Thank You to all of the veterans - my dad, my brothers, the Godfather to my children, the mans brother-to-another-mother, my father-in-law, and everyone else who has given me my freedom. You're awesome and one day of Thank You is not enough.
* * *
After a laboriously long and dreadful week, here is what little I could scrape up for this post.
1. Friday! Duh!
2. Sleeping in a little tomorrow.
3. The adult beverage that will be waiting for me when I return from running all over creation tonight.
4. New Supernatural tonight! I hope we're home in time.
5. The weekend!
6. Taking an extra day off before Thanksgiving. Man, am I looking forward to that!
...that's about it. I feel like I say it's been a long week every Friday, and I know I've posted more than once how "this" week outweighs the rest. I really don't think I like saying that. I don't like wishing my weeks away and all of the stress that seems like it's weighing on me...Something must be done! I just wish I knew what!
That is all...
Behave!

Random Thursday...

A list of utter nonsense...
1. This week is kicking my *ss. I will be very, very glad to see the end of the day tomorrow.
2. Some people should not procreate. They shouldn't even be able to *think* about doing the horizontal mambo because of the risk of procreation. Just sayin'.
3. Sleeping in is a beautiful thing and should happen way more often.
4. Certain people (probably some of the same sort as in #2) will always be a-holes. No matter what happens. Always.
5. Sometimes I am convinced that I have no idea what I'm doing. Make that a lot of the time. Most of the time? See?
6. I miss my granddaughter.
7. When I woke up this morning, it was warm out. When I left the day job, it was freezing. Why?
8. I hope if, when, I end up squirming on the floor - twitching dramatically because some tiny thing has officially put me over the edge - that people just leave me alone. Let me twitch. I beg of you, just let me twitch for a few minutes. Then bring me booze. Or bring me booze first, then leave me alone.
9. Plotting is making me question this whole idea...yeah, it's coming together, but not as quickly or as solidly as I'd hoped. But see #'s 1 - 8. Not calling excuse, just a possible explanation.
10. One of the first things I'm planning to burn when I go on my rampage is my overburdened calendar book (Holy crap 2012, why you gotta start kicking my butt so soon?), followed by the checkbook. I think I will throw in the laundry and perhaps a manuscript or two. When said rampage will happen is anyone's guess...
Ha! That's a weird list!
Tomorrow is 11-11-11. That's pretty cool! Maybe it'll be an awesome day! (I can hope, right?) And it's Veteran's Day, so make sure you thank a vet for their service and your freedom!
That is all.
Behave!

Plodding...No, Wait...Plotting

Yes, I still have new book excitement, but I'm at the hard part now. The part where I actually have to figure out the plot.
Characters are easy. Mostly. No, they never talk to me, never wake me up in the middle of the night and demand things of me, or take over my brain and prevent me from living a normal life until I write about them. Maybe that happens to some people, but not me. (Getting caught up in the story is different.) Setting is also relatively easy. Especially if I get to create a new and different world.
I love the "what ifs" and "what about" and I'm slowly getting all of those in place. Did a little brainstorm with the man, and with a friend, and the big picture is starting to form. Right now, it's like a 5-billion piece puzzle with little tiny shapes and most of them are the same. And they're all black. Those pieces will move together and the color will shift and I'll be able to get everything where it belongs.
Soon I will start new writing...after I get the puzzle pieces away from the cat and dig some more out of the couch cushions...
Behave!

The Stuff That Goes On Here...

The Egg Audience...

On Saturday, the man and I went grocery shopping. We were being silly and stupid and our goofing off caused us to leave a box of eighteen eggs in the backseat of his car.
Not very bright.
When we went to parent-teacher conferences for the youngest kid, she discovered the eggs.
We brought them in to dispose of them after discussing how handy a whole box of rotting eggs would be when you had a case of road rage (not me. I am not an angry driver. Ever)

A Happy Chap

We sat them on the counter as we shucked our jackets and stowed our keys.
K2 opened the box and disappeared to find markers....
Every egg has a different face...

Death by Pliers...

This poor guy didn't make it. Someone tried to pick him up with a pair of pliers.

It is any wonder that I teeter on the edge of insanity?

Behave!

And There IT is!

I don't think there's anything better than new book excitement!!
I really thought my brain was broken. Truly. I couldn't settle on what I wanted to write. Nothing was sparking. One of my goals for October was to stay in our fifty words a day for fifty day challenge, so I sat every night and wrote at least fifty words - hoping that the brain barf would begin to coalesce. It kind of did, though I didn't realize it until yesterday. To say I was about a half-second away from going into full on panic and despair mode would be an understatement. I really thought my mojo had abandoned me. Quite honestly though, I really wasn't looking very hard. My attitude sucked hardcore. I wasn't being nice to myself or that mojo.
Somewhere between a really crazy dream and yesterday's writing meeting, I was hit in the forehead by not only how I was sabotaging myself, but by the shiny new idea. And it totally rocks!
Yes, I will admit I definitely needed to take some time off. I don't think I'm the only writer who secretly fears that by not writing, your dream will wander off and get lost in the woods, or fall into a well. And yes, I know how ridiculous that is, but there you have it.
Anyway...the point is that I am on it like white on rice now.
I am very excited.
Behave!

Changes...

I've already mentioned some of the changes that will be going on around here for 2012. Weddings, engagement parties...Oh, and there are the milestone birthdays...3 of them...to consider. (K2 turns 21. K3 turns 16. K4 turns 13. And that's just in my immediate family - there are also a few 40's and more milestone birthdays and anniversaries than I can even remember at the moment)
In addition to all of that, I have - just today - been elected to oversee my local writing chapter as president.
Now, I've been vice-president for four years now, so it's a natural step. I only have one more year to serve on the board before I have to take a two year break. I am honored (even though I ran unopposed). There are big shoes to fill. I don't even think I can come close to our current/former president. In fact, I know I can't.
But I will do my best to be a good president in my own way.
One of my biggest problems is my terror of public speaking...
I'd gotten over this many, many moons ago because I was forced to. Years and years at home with no one but the spawn to speak to retracted all of the progress I'd made. That's not a bad thing, but now I find myself barely able to say the things I want to say when I have to stand up. I can talk to a group of people and be intelligent and effective, but the second I have to stand I turn into an idiot. So...I'm going to work on that. Maybe I'll be a "sit down" president for a while.
What's good is that I love my chapter. I love the people - my friends. I love writing. I love meeting day.
I will manage this. I will overcome my obstacles and be an effective (mostly unfunny president). Cool thing is that I have an awesome VP (I don't think she has any idea what she's just gotten herself into!) and almost all of the previous board remains the same, so that's going to help.
It's going to be a great year regardless of my lack of speaking skills. And a busy one!
That is all for now...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday...

The "Oh, my God. I lived through the week" edition.
Yes, my lovelies...it's been an extremely long one!
Here's the list:
1. Friday...duh!
2. Sleeping in a tiny bit tomorrow. (just a tiny bit)
3. Writing meeting! Whoot!
4. Meeting my goal!
5. My sister being okay.
6. Birthdays!
7. The weekend!
8. Awesome speakers scheduled for the meeting tomorrow!
9. The retreat only being 6 months away!! (and trust me, sometimes thoughts of the retreat is the only thing that keep me sane!)
10. Supernatural being so completely awesome tonight!!
That is all...
Behave!

Lots of Stuff...

So it's November...
Apparently, it's "No Shave" November. No shaving...all month. Yeah, something tells me I won't be participating in that one...
* * *
There's all kind of big news going on around here. Not only are we in the middle of planning a wedding for 2013, but there will be one in 2012 as well. My oldest is tying the knot next August. It came as kind of a shock, but around here we tend to go with the flow...
So, sometime at the beginning of next year I will be planning and hosting K1 & J's engagement party as we work on wedding plans for them. (And no, there is not an additional grandchild in my immediate future). After the wedding, we'll then plan K2 & J's engagement party. (How weird is it that they're both marrying someone whose first name starts with J?)
It's going to be an expensive year around here.
But I will still be glad to see 2011 end, though I haven't given up hope on the year yet....
Behave!

Happy Halloween!

I didn't even remember today is Halloween until around 5pm...that's just testament to how my Monday went. Started off stressful...is ending somewhat better...
Since we already had our Trick or Treat night, there isn't a lot going on around here tonight. We're watching the live feed of Ghosthunters, which is cool.
So! Go here to my friend Natalie's and check out her brand new release! I've read this book and it is awesome!

This is the last post of October 2011. Fair warning...I'm about to start complaining about 2011. It's pretty much sucked. Tomorrow begins November...Really?
That is all...
Behave!

Snow Storm...

I was going to post pictures of the massive amount of snow we got yesterday, but the camera is broken and my phone takes crappy pictures, so...
Anyway...Yeah, snowstorm in October.
Fantastic! Everything was cancelled and we ended up with a rare day with no obligations...well, except the weekly trip to the grocery store and the shoe buying, but we did those things just as the snow was beginning. We looked a little ridiculous in the massively crowded store with our overloaded weekly cart. We weren't the only ones though - we must have bumped into about ten people we know doing the same thing we were.
The storm was kind of scary though. We lost a lot of limbs from the big trees in the back yard - which meant today was spent with the chainsaw. On the whole, the damage wasn't as bad as we feared. We never lost power and except for the fence, nothing was destroyed.
We made chili, cookies, vodka drinks for the man and I, watched Lord of the Rings and did laundry. It was really really nice not to have to be anywhere. The folks came over since they were without lights and we hung out and talked - which was really good.
I hope it snows its butt off this winter!
Behave!

Feel Good Friday

It's Friday! Another week down the toilet and all I can say is...Good Riddance! Light a match already!
I think if I dig deep enough I might find some good, I mean, hey, we had a birthday around here!
1. K3 turning 15 and being a great kid.
2. Trick or Treat being over. I do love Trick or Treat, but it was an effort this year.
3. Being warm.
4. Snow in the forecast! I know it's early, but I love it!
5. All of Saturday's plans being cancelled because of the potential snow.
6. Sleeping in. Thank goodness.
7. Hanging out and laughing.
8. Supernatural!
9. Slowly figuring out what I want to write next.
10. Having Saturday to relax, cook, and write.
That is all...I think...
Behave!

My Day....

Foul language warning! Again! But you should be used to it by now...
Only my bus says: "Stupid, dumb, ridiculous Bus" (in addition to a lot of other bad words)
And that's my day...
Behave!

Weird Wednesday...

I am alone. For the moment. The quiet in my house is near deafening - except for the dog. This is odd to me (not the dog). Usually I am surrounding by chaos that is hard to explain and the noise level has got to be at illegal volumes. But none of that matters for the next few minutes while I am blissfully alone.
***
Tomorrow is my baby boy's fifteenth birthday. I'm not sure how he got to be that old. And in high school. I clearly remember his little blond head and his spiderman undies. Now he's talking about college and girls and all kinds of things I'm not ready for.
***
There is a mosquito flying around me. Shouldn't they be dead now?
***
On the writing front, I am settling on what to write next. And, of course, instead of grabbing a perfectly good idea out of my idea folder, it's something brand spanking new. I'm getting excited. It's been a while since I've put fresh words on the page. I've missed it. I will finish the zombie book at some point, just not now. I need to start it completely over and at this moment, I'm not that passionate about it. (This decision is subject to change without warning - just saying) This new book is coming together in my mind. Which is good, because there for a while I truly thought my brain was broken. Really broken. Apparently, what I needed was some time off...
***
By the way, today was markedly better than yesterday. Which is good because if today had been the same, you'd find me rocking in a corner somewhere.
Tomorrow night is trick or treat night/birthday celebrating, following by more birthday celebrating the following night and new Supernatural.
That is all...
Behave!

Foul Language Warning - 2

That sums it up.
Behave!

Sure Fire Ways to Irritate Me...

1. Pull out in front of me and then go ten miles under the speed limit.
2. Ask me if I've found everything I was looking for after I've unloaded my cart onto the register. I wouldn't be here if I didn't, and I'm intelligent enough to ask someone.
3. Fail to control your child and allow him to disrupt adult conversations.
4. Start talking about Christmas in October. I feel a grinch coming on...
5. Use my truck and don't tell me it's out of gas.
6. Be as smelly as my dog.
7. Continue to harass and attempt to tease me after I've told you I've had a bad day.
8. Drink the last bit of cold water in the fridge and put the container back empty.
...okay, so pretty much everything irritates me today. Long day - one I'm not going to share because the list is negative enough and tomorrow has to be better. Right? Please?
Yes. Tomorrow will be better...
Behave!

Scary Stuff

I like scary movies. Not the senseless killing movies, but pretty much everything else - from old school campy ones to current cheesy movies. I hate zombies so much I love them. I totally dig apocalyptic stuff, other realm things, and ghosts.
So, then why does The Exorcist scare me so much?
Cut back to when I was about twelve or so - maybe a little older, but probably not much. The movie was on television and I was taunted into watching it by my older brothers. I had to prove to them that I was as tough as they were, so I stayed up to watch with them. Through my fingers because, and I'm not ashamed to admit this, I was kind of sheltered. I'd had very few experiences with scary stuff that wasn't real life scary (like the time someone followed me at o'dark-thirty while I was on my paper route). Seriously, I was twelve or so. It was the late seventies/early eighties. The gut full of bad things and foulness we live with today didn't exist back then. Okay, so it existed, but it wasn't talked about so much.
Anyway. To be honest, I don't remember a lot of the movie. I do remember her face and the sound of her possessed voice (things I still can't bear to look at or hear). I remember the pea soup scene, though I still don't understand why the mother would throw a party when her daughter's all possessed and stuff. Maybe I missed something there. I don't remember how it ended.
What I do remember is flying off the couch the second it was over so I could get the bathroom first (one bathroom, seven people - being first was important). When I emerged, the living room was dark and I assumed my brothers had gone to bed. I shut off my light, crawled between my sheets, and closed my eyes while my head was still spinning from the horrors of what I'd watched. I was keyed up and nervous. Then...I heard something in my closet.
I brushed it off, or at least tried to, as I lay there in the dark watching the closet. Had I closed the doors? I thought they'd been open, but couldn't be sure. I pulled the blankets up and stared into the darkness. The doors moved, a scratching sound coming from the other side. We didn't have a dog. Or a cat. Something was in my freaking closet. The door moved again, a guttural moaning sound striking fear into my heart. Then a hand emerged, followed by hysterical laughter.
Those jerks hid in my closet. They thought they were the funniest boys on the face of the earth. I screamed and one of my parents bolted out of their room and yelled at the boys to go to bed and quit bothering me.
So, that's why I can't watch the movie to this day. Maybe it doesn't make much sense to you. Heck, I'm not sure it makes much sense to me. But there you have it...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - Ha! The Friday Edition

Yes, it's late, but it's still Friday!
Here's the list...
1. Living through the week. I say that a lot lately. I hate it.
2. New Supernatural!
3. Getting the kids room cleaned.
4.  Fish tacos for dinner.
5. Extreme Makeover PA Edition. That was cool. It would have been cooler had I not had to try to switch back and forth between Supernatural and that! It better be On Demand soon!!
6. Maybe sleeping in tomorrow. No guarantees, but maybe?? I hope!
7. The big move going on this weekend.
8. Our lovely little fireplace!
9. My bed.
10. Comfy pants and comfy worn out sweat shirts!
That is all for now. Perhaps I will come back tomorrow and explain why The Exorcist terrifies me!
Behave!

Those People I Live With...

I was working on my calendar when K2 snagged one of my business cards and asked if she could have it. She said she was going to call me. Too bad my phone number isn't on it - only my email. I was busy, so didn't think too much about it. All of the kids have my business cards. I don't know why, but they like them.
A little while later, I checked my email and found this:
"Hello, i recived your business card from a random stranger (i think a hobo from the street, she smelled) well she told me to contact you and so now i am. I wnted to tell you about a rash i hve on my rear end... It really burns and makes me cry everytime i poop... I was wondering if you could suggest any ointments or creams i could use? Or a dr you could recomend for me? i see your an author! I love books :) they keep me mental :)"
Unedited and word for word.
This is what I live with...
Behave!

Mid-week Insanity...

It's been an off week around here. Really off and kind of bad. It's Wednesday and for the life of me I can barely remember the weekend! All I know is I'm seriously looking forward to Saturday and the promise of sleeping in.

It's been harder and harder to get the horde moving for school in the morning. Okay, technically the spawn are no longer a horde since there's only two of them, but old habits and all of that. Getting up is hard for me and I'm the one with two million alarm clocks going off at various times. And I really need to change the radio station on one of them. If I wake up to rap music one more freaking time I might jump out the window. Anyway.

This morning some guy knocked on the back door when it was still dark. I had a little moment of freak out, and then I realized the dog wasn't in the house and she wasn't barking outside either. It turns out that my geriatric dog was a street over...in freaking traffic! She never leaves the yard. Well, okay, she has a few times, but it's mostly in pursuit of us - following us, or visiting grandma. We don't know why she left, though that man I live with had only just driven off to work. Maybe she thought she'd follow him? Or maybe she saw someone walking that she thought was one of us and followed? Then there's probably the cold hard truth - she's becoming senile. We'll probably never know what happened this morning, but I'm grateful for the stranger who found her and took the time from his own busy morning to bring her home. Though, technically she brought him home. He asked her to take him home and she did, so maybe she's not so senile.

We're in birthday season around here. K3 turns 15 next week! 15!? And...ugh...Christmas is coming. I don't want to talk about it yet...

That is all...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Thank God It's Friday Edition

I know I say this a lot, but this week... Well, this week has felt like a whole month! And not a good month either!
Let's only discuss the good. Okay?
1. Living until 4pm today. Trust me, I didn't think it was going to happen.
2. Girl's night with my oldest baby girl. Chinese food and chick flicks.
3. Supernatural tonight! I cannot tell you how excited I am!
4. Making good writing decisions. Ones that don't include making stupid choices.
5. Taking a little writing break while I figure out which project is next.
6. Looking forward to having the grandbaby all day Sunday.
7. Sleeping in a little tomorrow, then napping later (because I know I will nap and I want to.)
8. Having a little Captain this evening. Boy, do I need that!
9. Finding some laughter amid this wreck of a week.
10. Comfy pants!
And that is all for now. Trust me, it took forever to get to ten, without the obvious good things I live with...
Behave!

Trying to Keep Up!

I meant to blog last night...
This week seems like it's been two weeks long already and it's only Tuesday!
Tonight is our town's annual Halloween Parade. The parade comes right down our street, which means we end up with about a million visitors. Normally it's a really good time, but I'm not into this year. Yeah, we're still hanging out to watch, but I forgot to send the mass email out reminding everyone, and the people I did tell forgot. So, we have a small crowd this year. Which is fine. The house didn't look even halfway presentable until about 20 minutes ago. K2 planned to clean for me today, but her work meeting ran late, and then there was a slight family emergency to attend to.
I'm not cooking this year. No time. Usually I make chili and stuff and do the grand hostessing thing. I bought some cookies and threw frozen pizza in the oven for dinner, but I forgot beverages. I'm not fighting traffic to go and pick anything up either.
We've got about an hour until the chaos begins. My granddaughter and her mom on our their way. It'll be fun to watch her watch. And my folks should be showing up soon. I'm not sure how many more we'll have.
The only thing I know with great certainty is that I'll be glad when it's over. Next year I'm going to have a better plan so I don't feel like such a Halloween Scrooge!
That is all for now!
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Sunday Edition

Wow! A week since I posted? That doesn't seem right!
Instead boring you by trying to go over everything I would have posted, I'll just hit the highlights...
The list:
1. Getting to spend time with the granddaughter today. We picked out pumpkins, went shopping, colored and when her mommy and daddy got here we cooked out and carved pumpkins. It was a good day!
2. Living through the work week! Oy!
3. Selling hot dogs with the scouts.
4. Sleeping in a little...just a little since we ran all weekend.
5. Supernatural!
6. Gas points!
7. Finishing the book! Whoot!
8. My kid getting her hair cut and loving it.
Okay...That's enough list...It's looking like it's going to be another long week around here. Yay, me!
Behave!

Dear Supernatural People,

Man, I've missed you!
I didn't realize how much until this week.
Love the leviathan story line, but poor Cass. Dean fishing Cass's trench coat out of the public water supply was sad. So, so many good lines in this episode. Poor Sam! I hope he figures it out and is able to overcome. And Dean. He's so tortured, but can't admit it!
Loved the return of Sherrif Mills and the creepy, cute doctor. Those leviathan's have the grosses mouths, but I love them! Bobby was fantastic!
I'm loving this season so far! Can't wait for next week!
I have missed you, Supernatural People! I wasn't sure about this season, but you have proved me so very wrong!
Behave!

Another Feel Good Post...

So, we were doing our grocery shopping at our regular grocery store and we heard them announcing an incentive to buy store brand products. We normally do this, because they are less expensive and just as good and we wanted to win, but didn't think we would.
When we went to check out, we were stopped by "the crew". They checked our cart and guess what? We won! $50.00, the lovely bouquet of flowers you see to your left and a whole bunch of balloons!
How cool is that?
Plus, they unloaded our cart, bagged our groceries, and every person from management congratulated us. We had to sign a waiver, have our picture taken, and be taped saying why we shop there, but Heck yeah! it was worth it! I'm still giddy!
Very cool!
Behave!

Feed Good Friday - The Saturday Edition

Always late...
Here's the list:
1. The weather! Love the cooler temps!
2. My writing meeting today.
3. Sleeping in this morning.
4. Meeting my goal.
5. Sending the book to the crit partners! Whoot!
6. Taking the weekend off. (I think) The brain needs some relaxing and recharging.
7. My son singing.
8. Shrimp stir fry for dinner last night.
9. Supernatural!
10. Dr. Who tonight even though it's the season ender.
That is all. I may be back later with a post on Supernatural...
Behave!

Not Really Slacking...

I'm not. I've been editing my rear end off.
For real!
I am nearly ready to send it to my trusty crit partners, which is good since part of my monthly goal was to send it to them. Still have some chapter length's to mend and some content to add to the end. On the whole, I'm happy with it, though I know there are a few places that need a little work.
The thing about sending the book to people with fresh eyes is that they can see what's wrong, what doesn't make sense. Because to me it does. I've been immersed in this world for so long I know what everyone is thinking, even if it's not on the page. And it really should be on the page. So while I'm nervous about sending it out, I'm excited for it, too. I'm nervous because I've been working on this book for a very long time thanks to life and jobs and stuff.
That's all for Monday!
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Saturday Edition...

What was good...
1. New Supernatural!! Whoot! That was awesome!
2. Hanging out on the mountain for the premier with the besties and wine!
3. Making it to Friday without serious injury or bodily harm.
4. Walking with that man I live with.
5. Scallop and shrimp stir fry for dinner.
6. Farmer's market shopping and produce!
7. A beautiful day.
8. Lunch with the kiddos.
9. Editing! Because I'm making progress!
10. Dr. Who!
Okay. That's the list. More tomorrow!
Behave!

What I Like About Wednesday...

1. Walking with that man I live with.
2. The week is half over.
3. Ghosthunters.
4. Having other adults in the house who can drive the heathens where they need to go.
5. Knowing my favorite comfy pants are clean and ready for me.
6. Payday is close.
7. Supernatural coming back on Friday!
8. Editing progress. A little, but some is better than none.
9. Barefeet.
10. My bed - because I need it.
That is all.
Behave!

Birthdays and Stink Bugs...

Happy Birthday to my daddy!
It only took me about 72-million tries to get him on the phone, but I finally suceeded!
***
Three live stink bugs in my house today. I don't think they're gone. I think we should be very, very afraid.
***
Editing is going well. It is, even though I don't feel like it is. I'm making progress, but it feels soooo slow. This book is going to kill me dead. Just sayin'.
***
New Supernatural in 3 days!
I have missed it! I have missed it more than I even realize!
***
Short and sweet tonight!
Behave!

Lack of Clever...

I had something clever and deep planned for tonight's post.
I forgot what I was going to say somewhere between 6th grade English and 6th grade Math. (Back to School Night)
I will do my best to remember for another night. In the meantime...some random.
* Wedding planning is stressful.
* Back to School nights are long, and while it's important to meet your child's teachers and find out classroom stuff, Back to School nights are long. I've done two in the past week and I'm glad we're done with them for this year.
* Editing is sometimes like walking down a dark tunnel without a flashlight. You can see the light at the other end, but it seems sooo far away.
Okay. I think it's time for bed.
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Saturday Edition

Here's the list from the week:
1. Despite me missing half of my brain all week, I managed to not wreck, make too many terrible mistakes, or hurt anyone.
2. Getting to the weekend, though I am sad it's almost over.
3. Editing and making progress.
4. Seeing my kid in his element.
5. Having the grandbaby tomorrow for a few hours.
6. Walking with that man I live with.
7. Trying new recipes and having them turn out wonderful.
8. The beautiful weather.
9. Sleeping in this morning.
10. One more week until new Supernatural.
That is all...
Behave!

Don't.

How would you feel if someone stole your paycheck every week?
That's what you do to authors when you pirate books.
And it's illegal.
So don't do it.
Behave!

Three Strikes, Making Progress, and Stupid Things I Do...

Remember when I posted about the rude clerk on her cell phone? I stopped there today to get gas and let's just say I'll never stop there again. First, they charge ten cents a gallon more if you use a card. Really? No one does that anymore. Second, the rude clerk. Third, and this one is totally on me - I had some kind of brain moment or something and couldn't seem to get my truck parked on the proper side to actually put fuel into it. And, of course, the place was packed so everyone inside saw my shame. The first two things are enough to cause me to never go back there. The third is just icing on the cake. (Number three also ties into the last part of this post...)
***
I'm doing well with my edits. I finished one pass last night and must go back for a major one before I read through it one more time and send to my trusty crit partners. While doing these edits I alternate between absolute love for the story and feeling like I suck something nasty. It's exhausting. The eye strain I've been dealing with this week does not help. At all. If my eye isn't twitching, then I feel blind, and I have a headache. Yes, I know the logical thing to do would be to take a break and give my eyes a chance to rest, but I must get this done. Must. There is only a little over two weeks before my next meeting and I made my goal rather steep this month. So...no break for me.
***
Stupid things I do...I know the only reason you're still reading is because you had to know what I have done.
The gas thing is one of them. I felt about two inches tall. I've been driving my truck and putting gas in for something like ten years now!
I was using the blender and instead of shutting it off to add more ingredients, I let it run. As a result, I am now sticky and smell like pineapples. The truly sad thing is that there is no liquor involved.
This morning I found an empty water jug in the fridge. Totally me since I was the last one to go to bed and had filled my water glass right before I went up.
I took that man I live with's vitamin by mistake. No harm done, and hey, my prostate feels great.
Usually I write the bills out Thursday or Friday and mail them the day after. Except this week. I forgot to stick them in the mail. They're still sitting beside the printer. Must remember to put them in the mail tomorrow.
Okay...that's enough stupid me. And yes, everything happened this week. I don't know. It's really been a weird week so far and it's only Wednesday! Yikes!
That is all.
Behave!

Moaning Monday...

A random Moaning Monday post. Because... a) it's Monday b) today was a moaning one c) I can.
Here's the moaning list:
1. I swear I'd only just fallen asleep when it was time to get up.
2. Shower jumpers. Dang it. (forgiven because I was the late one)
3. My driver side truck window not working right.
4. Busy, busy, busy day.
5. Eyestrain that includes an eye twitch and the constant wearing of my cheater glasses for computer work. (Yes, I'm getting off of the computer as soon as I'm done here)
6. K2's computer acting funky.
7. Pre-teen emotional roller coaster.
8. Not getting as far with edits as I wanted - see # 5.
Okay that's enough crap.
The good parts about today were:
1. A walk with that man I live with. It's the only chance we have to talk lately.
2. Getting through 30 tedious pages of edits.
3. Coming home to a clean house.
4. Not cooking.
5. Monday's over. (Shh. Don't remind me there will be more Mondays!)
Bring on Tuesday.  I have to go and close my eyes now!
Behave!

What?

I'm sure I posted yesterday!
I swear I did, but there is nothing here!
I don't know...We had K5 all day long, so maybe my brain was too fried and I posted it wrong. I don't know. And just so you know...my brain was fried because it was a long day - a good day - but a long one. She's a hoot, but she didn't nap. At all.
Okay. So now that you have my written excuse for the lack of a post, I'll be back later with Moaning Monday.
Behave!

Feed Good Friday

What a long, wet week!
1. The rain has stopped.
2. Friday! Whoot!
3. Not having to cook.
4. Editing going well. Though I almost cried when I cut an entire chapter.
5. Light weekend plans. I hope it stays that way. At least for me. Everyone else is running in ten different directions, but I am editing. At least tomorrow.
6. Looking forward to having our granddaughter Sunday.
7. Walking with that man I live with. It's the only time we have a chance to really talk.
8. Sleeping in tomorrow.
9. Movies I love.
Umm....I'm brain dead now so we'll stop at 9.
Behave!

Of Floods and Other Things...

You'd have to be living under a rock if you didn't hear about the flooding in PA this week.
We stayed dry - especially in our basement - thanks to the ingenuity of that man I live with. I certainly had no idea that one simple awkward drainpipe move would halt the flood of water into our basement. He's clever, that man. (though I am totally jealous that he got a day and a half off work thanks to the swollen and angry river.)
The pictures of the flood are incredible and the river hasn't even crested yet.
It's not raining anymore.
The humidity is insane though. Everything feels sticky and gross.
***
I made a quick stop at a local convenience store on my way home. The clerk was on her cell phone, speaking in a foreign language. She proceeded to stand in front of me - talking - while I was waiting for her attention. Really? I'm a paying customer. You can't get off the phone long enough to ring me up?
***
Water restriction sucks! I need to do laundry. And dishes. Not to mention, I'm really sick of cautiously flushing the toilet. Supposed to end tomorrow. Thank goodness.
***
I hate it when people call me "Hon".
***
That is all.
Feel Good Friday is next.
Behave!

Cake?

We are in the very early stages of wedding planning around here...
Good cake?
Or not...
I can't wait to show it to K2. Want to take bets on what she says?
Behave!

A Weekend List

What was awesome about this weekend:
1. My writing group meeting - new faces, new members, visitors. Lunch was fun, even though I will not be sad if we never go to the restaurant again. I got what I usually get and it had absolutely no flavor.
2. Saturday night and our journey to hear an old friend perform at a nearby bar. What a blast! He played songs only our table knew and the look on his face when we moved to the table closest to the microphone was priceless. It was a lot of fun - good music, great friends, good food, good adult beverages, great friends.
3. Potluck picnics.
4. Creek time! It felt really really weird not to camp this weekend. (We had way too much going on. Camping wasn't logical. And thank goodness after the storms we had last night. And today.)
5. Funny ventriloquist shows and copious amounts of (free!) italian ice. (though the dummies were creep-tastic!)
6. K5 all day today! She is such a hoot! We had a blast with her.
7. All four kids home today! What a riot!
8. A semi-clean house to start the week.
I'll stop there. It was a good weekend. And writing? Well, this was my weekend off. I got my first crit back tonight and while I have work to do on the story, I am bolstered by the fact that my crit partner thinks the story is awesome despite the work I need to do.
That is all.
Behave!

Feel Good Friday!

It's Friday! Holy crap, I didn't think it was ever going to get here! I always say it's been a long week, but I really mean it this week.
Here's the good list:
1. Writing meeting tomorrow!
2. Finishing the book and sending it for a first round critique. Still have work to do. I'm sure lots. But yay!!
3. Meeting my goal for #1. Yay!
4. Not having to shop or cook for tonight.
5. Long weekends even though our camping plans got trashed.
6. Saturday night plans.
7. Hearing my kid talk about his future plans and his excitement.
8. The first week of school going off without a hitch.
9. K4 meeting new friends who turned out to be our new neighbors.
10. Laughing with that man I live with.
That's is all for now.
Behave!

Answers!

Yeah, I'm way late. Sorry about that...It's been a long week.

Let's get a move on with the answers!
Which of the following are actual texts I've sent?
1. Okay? So what's your question? True. The reason I said that was related to 2.
2. I just bought a half gallon yesterday! True. K2 was asking about the milk. And we are always out of milk these days. Always.
3. There are bees... Nope.
4. Dentist appointments. True. 3 in one night. None for me.
5. Oh...crap. Okay then...True. But I can't quite remember why I sent that one.
6. Okey Dokey. True. That one is always on my phone.
7. Start spag sauce True. Actually a text sent to my email so I wouldn't forget. I do that a lot after I've gone to bed.
8. Listen you mf. Don't say that to me. Naw.
9. They don't have magazines? True. When K2 texted me while waiting for her grandmother to come out of her cataract surgery. I did tell her to take something to do...
10. Marco is a man, baby. Also true. We were at the store and K2 went to look for something. She texted me "Marco" and that was my response. Say it to yourself in the Austin Powers voice.
So there you have it.
Feel good Friday is next! Stay tuned!
Behave!

Tall Tale Tuesday

I have to keep reminding myself it's Tuesday...
So let's do a lame Tall Tale Tuesday cell phone outbox style.
Which of the following are actual texts I've sent?
1. Okay? So what's your question?
2. I just bought a half gallon yesterday!
3. There are bees...
4. Dentist appointments.
5. Oh...crap. Okay then...
6. Okey Dokey.
7. Start spag sauce
8. Listen you mf. Don't say that to me.
9. They don't have magazines?
10. Marco is a man, baby.
Which are true?
Behave!

School!

Today was the first day of school.
Looked upon with glee by the oldest heathen still attending, and dread by the youngest. The alarm going off hasn't changed for me. I never gave myself a few extra minutes to sleep when school ended, so I still get up at the same time (most days).
This morning they were both up before me. Ready. Excited - even the youngest. The morning went smoothly (I know this too shall pass. Soon.). The next thing I knew it was time for them to arrive home. The first text I got was that the first day of high school went great. I knew it would. He was too ready and missing his friends. I worried about the youngest and her first day of middle school. Then, she called me.
Over the weekend a new family moved in across the street. We noticed they had a daughter that looked about her age. We wanted to go over and introduce ourselves, but they were so busy.
So, then she called me and told me about her new friend in her homeroom and on her bus. The same girl who now lives across the street. She was so excited. She bugged us relentlessly to meet her parents...before we even got home.
We did. And it was good. Our kid has a new friend and it is good. She's excited about school, which is way more than good.
A wonderful first day! And I am pleased!
Behave!

Weirdness...

So the hurricane is upon us...or whatever it is by now. We're in good shape here - still have power, no major damage. We have a yard full of debris, but that's it. The winds are still blowing though. And it's raining again. K2 had to take several detours on her way to work due to road closures.
In the past several months we've had a tornado, an earthquake, now a hurricane. The only thing left is a volcano. I say bring it!
Anyway. School starts tomorrow. The heathens are excited and dreadful. Yesterday was school supply shopping, shoe shopping, and organization. The organization is still going on today. It's the last day of summer vacation and you already know how I feel about that.
But, dinner is in the crockpot, laundry is running, the bag of paperwork that was bursting at the seams has been shredded, beds have been made, dishes are done...my document is open and I plan to spend as much time as possible on it today.
And off I go...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday!

Oh, Hello Friday!
I've missed you!
Here's what's good about the week:
1. Beach trips! Too quick. Too much sun! But lots of fun! (Technically it isn't this week, but...)
2. Finishing the book! Whoot! Now...edits! Again!
3. The engagement!!
4. The very beginning of planning that goes with #3!
5. Weekend plans.
6. Fajitas for dinner.
7. Coming home to find the laundry all done.
8. Old movies.
9. School starting Monday! I am not ready, but I am...except for the boatload of supplies that have yet to be purchased.
10. Sleeping in a little tomorrow!
Okay...that's enough...it's game night here and they're all waiting for me...
Behave!

Thursday?

I lost Wednesday!
I thought I had it. I did. I know I watched the new Ghosthunters last night (with much glee, I might add), but I just realized...it's Thursday!
This week has been screwy, and I think that might be an understatement...
Engagements, earthquakes, school orientations, boy scout stuff...and the usual daily drudergy...
But it's Thursday, which means tomorrow is Friday!
So we'll celebrate with a list...and we'll call it...Thursday Things.
1. It's humid. The rain has turned the air into soup and not a kind of soup I like. After days of not having the air conditioning on in our bedroom, I fired that sucker up the second we walked in the door.
2. Sunburns. Most of mine is better - itchy, peeling, but the worst spot (where I had my leg out the window on the 5 hour drive and then further burnt it at the beach) is still red. It doesn't hurt anymore, but I wonder if the stripe on my leg will always be red? Forever.
3. It's after 9pm and that man I live with is making homemade french fries and chips. I'm not sure exactly why, but they're yummy. (and I'm not complaining!)
4. Dr. Who comes back this weekend. There is much anticipation in my house.
5. There are some really really dumb commercials on television.
That is all for now...I have to get some writing done before my homemade french fry euphoria wears off and I remember how freaking tired I am.
Behave!

Oh and I Forgot!

After months of nothing, we had a live stink bug sighting in the house yesterday!
Prepare yourself for the stink bug apocalypse!
Behave!

Earthquakes and Marriage Proposals...

I don't *think* the earthquake was caused by the proposal!
Which to talk about first? I guess I'll start with the what happened first...
Back in May - over Memorial Day weekend - K2's boyfriend took B and I to breakfast and asked "the big question". We had a feeling this was coming...and, of course, we gave our blessing. They've been together for a long time and he's a great guy. The only drawback was that his plan put the "big asking day" at the end of summer. So, yeah, we've known for months, but couldn't say anything. They spent the summer apart, and K2 spent the summer away from home, so that made it easier. Until he came home from his summer job...Anyway, yesterday he took her to the amusement park where they had their first kiss, and asked her on the same ride. I told you he's a good guy!
Today, we had an earthquake.
I was sitting at my desk when things started shaking...the blinds, the world map on the wall behind my desk, my computer monitor...I ignored it at first thinking it was one of the women who works at the end of the hall and her big chunky shoes. Then we thought someone had been on the roof. I never once thought earthquake until the very end.
When I called home to check on things, I didn't mention the quake. K4 did. Her exact words were: "Did you know we had an earthquake? I thought the T-rex in the basement woke up and I thought, oh dang, now I have to feed him."
I am thrilled she was not freaked out. She's more upset about school starting than some dumb old earthquake and she made her displeasure known before 6th grade orientation tonight.
And that's how the last two days have gone for me. Gah, it's only Tuesday...what in the heck is going to happen tomorrow?
Behave!

What Happened to My Summer Vacation?

School starts next Monday.
What happened to summer?
I still don't feel like it's even started, and now, it's over. Now we're knee deep in school alert reminders, making lists for school shopping (translated: hoping like heck there are some school supplies left), and organizing our schedules for the start of school.
Why does time go by so fast?
Don't answer that...
But Fall is coming...and I love Fall!
Behave!

Weekend Adventures...

This weekend was what is soon to be known as The Annual Scouting Family Adventure.
7 scouting families (or partial families) (or 27 people) went to the beach this weekend. What a freaking blast!
We left Friday morning after a crazed frenzy of packing up 6 people, fishing poles, snacks, paychecks, ect...getting a later start than we wanted. But four families crammed into three vehicles and finally hit the road for our three and a half hour journey to the beach...only the trip took over five hours thanks to weather and traffic. We finally arrived just in time for a major lightning storm that eventually turned into rain. Our site was what they called a "primitive" site. A large open area with a couple of fire rings, a pavilion, flag pole, picnic tables, and a few smaller sites tucked into the trees. The only difference between our site and the "regular" sites was the bathrooms...see below...

This was officially named "The Turdis"....
...and it would have been okay if our "primitive" site if it had just been us. (notice the second Turdis).
The first time I cleaned pee off the seat it was only our group in the site. I came out, washed my hands (thank goodness I insisted we buy hand soap, and yes, we had a water spigot), and told the boys the next time I had to clean pee from the seat someone was going to find the pokey burrs in the grass that killed your feet and then jammed into your fingers while you tried to yank them out in their swimming suits.
Then...two other troops arrived. Big troops with lots and lots of members. I kid you not, every single time I had to go, I cleaned pee off the seat. By today, the things were unusable. Disgusting. Stinky. Filthy. And still no boy had learned how to lift the seat or aim.
Anyway...That was the worst of the trip. We're home now and I'm still catching up (and dealing with my sunburn). More on the trip through the week!
Behave!

Feed Good Friday - The Thursday Edition

Yeah, I'm a day early, because today is my Friday and I'll be running around like a crazy woman for the next few days so I don't know if I'll be on here at all...
So here's the early list:
1. Getting the writing done even though I am still not done with the book. Dangit. It doesn't want to end. But it will. I swear. Hopefully by the end of the weekend, then... another round of edits before it goes off to my trusty critique partners.
2. This being my Friday. Obviously.
3. Cakes being baked in my oven right now.
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights on my television right now.
5. Weekend plans.
6. Friends moving back into the area! Not soon enough! (You better be here by Halloween!)
7. Did I say weekend plans?
8. Funny pictures of my granddaughter.
9. Knowing there is shrimp on the menu this weekend.
10. Supernatural coming back in a little over a month!
That's all for now!! I am going to have my weekend now. Catch you on the flip side!
Behave!

Summer Survival: Year Three: Entry Five

The end of the warm season is approaching. In less than a few short weeks, the natives will return to their educational institutions. I am sad. It has been a much different season around the camp this year. They are sad as well. The natives still requiring education are moving into new arrangements and I think there is some trepidation involved. There is trepidation involved for me as well - in the trading of shells and beads for the necessary educational supplies.
While we countdown to the new season, we are preparing the camp for ease of use. Today, we cleaned the youngest natives tent. It was traumatizing for me. The youngest native has an affinity for scissors - always has. Despite my skills at hiding the sharp objects, she always manages to locate them. In fact, I believe she is better at hiding them than I am. The entire time I assisted her in the dumpster filling, I did not see one pair of scissors. There was a ton of evidence that she has them though - cut up paper, shaved chalk, doll pants made into shorts, doll hair. At one point, she asked that I let her clean a particular area. I declined due to the guilty look on her face. I expected much worse, and to be fair, I had given her permission to cut the doll's hair.
The job is done now. It is a good feeling to have that particular chore checked off the list that never seems to end. Now we move on to the third native's room - the one that requires remodeling. I am scared. I have not ventured into that particular territory for quite some time. I will need a strong drink, I am sure.
While I will mourn the passing of summer, I do look forward to the cooler season - to the leaves changing colors, cooler temperatures, warm foods, and sweatshirts. It's my favorite time of year. I'm not quite ready for it yet though. There is still a few summer things to look forward to.
In the meantime, I must take inventory of my scissors and make sure they are hidden properly.
Behave!

Sunday Quickie...

I spent a long time on a sarcastic, but amusing, post that I wasn't sure I should actually post. When I went to publish it, things went haywire and I lost it. I guess that's a sign I should keep my sarcasm to myself...
So...today....
Sleeping in. Writing (still haven't reached the end, dangit!), errand running, grandbaby babysitting...
The grandbaby is a hoot. But man, I'm tired.
Long week ahead...
Behave!

On Stinkbugs...

I get a lot of hits on my Stinkbug post - Where Have All the Stinkbugs gone?
I know people are curious, but the truth is...I don't know where they went!
There used to be hundreds in my house and now they're gone. My sister had even more than me, and, guess what? Hers are gone, too. (We had a contest and trust me when I say she won. The amount of stinkbugs she had was amazing!) Our other sister has seen a few on her tomato plants, but none in her house.
No one I know has experienced the plague of biblical proportions as we expected. As I mentioned in the post I linked to above, they are supposed to hibernate for 6-8 months. Wouldn't they hibernate in the winter though? I mean, we barely saw them in the winter unless the heat was cranked up or we had an unseasonably warm day. Spring brought hundreds and just when the weather really got nice and warm they disappeared.
I don't know what it means. Maybe they're off somewhere - plotting and waiting. Maybe they're in cahoots with my garden gnomes. I don't know. I'm wary and watchful though.
I'll let you know the second I see one...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday

Man, what a week!
Let's hit the highlights:
1. Roadtrips with friends.
2. Jason Manns!
3. Handstamps that say "Urgent".
4. Bottled water called "Fred".
5. Pizza for dinner.
6. Frozen drink Friday - Margaritas!
7. Cooler temps!
8. Sleeping in tomorrow.
9. Writing progress - not as much as I'd like, but the weekend is young.
10. Getting to watch the grandbaby this weekend!
And, in totally unrelated news...There was a bug on me. I didn't know he was on me. I moved my arm and squished his guts all over my leg. It was gross. I am traumatized.
That is all.
Behave!

Things I Learned...

In New York...
Here are some things I learned in New York:
1. A driver AND passenger can fall asleep in bumper to bumper traffic, effectively further screwing up said traffic while they take their little nap. No picture because they woke just as we realized they were sleeping.
2. Sometimes the parking space that looks perfect is maybe not so perfect when the sun goes down. Really, it was fine.
3. There really are homeless people who sleep in doorways in cardboard boxes.
4. You should get some kind of special seal on your license for surviving driving in New York traffic. You also use totally different vocabulary and hand gestures.
5. Sometimes you survive the big city only to fear for your safety in Jersey when you stop to pee.
6. There is no way I could walk in 99% of the high heels I saw people wearing.
7. A big (enormous) bouncer is an effective way to keep people in line.
8. No one pays attention to cross walk signals.
I'm sure there's more, but that's all for now!
Behave!

Road Trip!

It's been a long time since Jason Manns played somewhere we could get to in a reasonable time by car. And yeah, New York is a haul, but it's still doable.
But! Jason Manns!!
As soon as we heard, we made plans. Then, I wasn't sure I could go. But it all worked out. Yay! Megan, Natalie, Misty, and I piled into Megan's car and hit the road, making it to New York, finding a parking place, and getting to the venue in time to catch the first two performers before Jason Manns.
He was amazing, as usual. The trip was worth not getting home until 5am and only getting a few hours of sleep before I had to drag my sorry butt into work.
The thing about road trips, especially this one, is that it's really more about the four of us being together. We've been friends for a long time, and life has prevented us from getting together as often as we like. Honestly, seeing Jason Manns was like a cherry on top of a big ice cream sundae with hot fudge, strawberry sauce, nuts, (lots of nuts), whipped cream, and all that other ice cream goodness. Okay, he's at least two cherries, but you get my point.
Now go search him on the interwebs, give him a listen, and buy his music.
Behave!

Tall Tale Tuesday...Not

No Tall Tale Tuesday this week as I am out and about and quite possibly doing something fun that I will tell you about later.
I will leave you with this:
..... I have no idea. Maybe it's how tired I was when I set this blog to post today. Maybe I won't even think it's funny the next time I look at it!
Behave!

Moaning Monday

...except not...
Yeah, it's Monday and, yeah, Monday's suck.
I overslept this morning - which is usual on a Monday. Then, I dragged my tired body through the day, sweltering in the heat, and wondering why, of all things, I'd made soup in the crock pot for dinner. Soup? In the summer? Yeah, that's nine kinds of crazy, but it was ready when I got home, which definitely makes it worthwhile.
The good part about this Monday is that I kicked some major writing butt this evening. I'm so close to being done! I want to stay up and keep working, but I'll regret that tomorrow. For sure.
The other good thing about today was the big storm we had a few hours ago. Thunder. Lightning. And lots of ran. It's still humid, but at least it's cooler.
And now it's time for some shut-eye.
Behave!

Sunday Funny...

I received this note when K2 returned yesterday:
"Dear K2's mom, (Obviously it was K2's real name - not K2)
Hi! I am *****. I am writing this note to express my deep, undying love for your daughter. Which means I probably would love you too. Which makes me say, Hey there, I hope you're having a fantastic day! That's all for now. Bye! ***** ****"
Pretty funny, and obviously my kid made some great friends this summer.
We're going to be in adjustment mode over the next week or so while we get used to having her back. And the chaos. Always the chaos.
I have to go and write now.
Behave!

Things...

that were awesome about today.....
1. CPRW meeting this morning. 500 kinds of awesome! (even though I missed lunch!)
2. K2 coming home!
3. Rain! And it's still raining!
4. Writing...only a wee little bit, but I still touched it...
5. Naps.
6. Homemade pad thai for dinner.
7. Talking to the bff.
8. Movies.
9. The weirdness of that man I live with.
I hope you had a good Saturday, too!
Behave!

Feel Good Friday

Ahhh...Friday!
What took you so long to get here?
This has been an exceptionally long week - exceptionally long.
Here's the good stuff:
1. Sleeping in tomorrow.
2. Writing progress!
3. Exercise bike...more on that later.
4. K2 coming home this weekend! (even though she keeps asking me if she can have a kitten!)
5. Writing meeting tomorrow!
6. Speaking of 5, I met my goal for the month!
7. Homemade subs.
8. Cooler temps.
9. Upcoming stuff.
10. Especially the road trip to see Jason Manns!
Okay. Movie time.
Behave!

Summer Survival: Year Three: Entry Four

The heat drags on and so does the bickering and mess...
Actually, it has not been that hot lately, but it is out there. In the atmosphere. Waiting to strike again. The natives feel it. They must. Why else would they constantly pick at each other when they know the risk of pushing me closer to the edge?
It has been a strange season in our campsite. It will get stranger when the oldest female native returns in a few hours. I must find a way to fortify myself for the chaos. Perhaps a trip to the adult beverage trading post is in order?
Stranger yet will be the return of the educational camps. Things will be very different as we are done with the elementary level camp. This year will be the first year in 17 years we have not had to take a native to its doors. It is strange and kind of cool. I am also not ready because I feel we have not fully enjoyed all summer has to offer. The next thing you know it will be the hated and feared holiday that robs us all of many shells and beads. 
Whoa, wait. Where was I?
Oh. Yes. Constant chaos. Or something like that.
They are coming.
Behave!

Answers!

Like you care, but I'm doing it anyway! Ha!
Which of the following are actual text messages on my phone:


1. hey hey heyhey hey hey heyy imm lve in lile 20 mins Yes. From K2. It's supposed to say: I'm leaving in like 20 minutes.
2. The butter has melted. Nah!
3. HolymotherofGod. Did you... Yes, but the rest of it is not fit for posting.
4. oh hi my name is number 52 Yes. And I do not know.
5. Shoot. Also yes. In relation to me not being able to watch K5 on the day she needed me.
6. G'ma said she wants to go outside topless Nah!
7. mething fun = Yes. And I have no idea what it means!
8. Cake! Also a no.
9. Can i hhaz kitten??? And I said NO!
10. Gummibear chain. K4 took a picture of it to send to K2. It was pretty creepy.
And that is all.
I must write now.
Behave!

Tall Tale Tuesday

A brief return. Don't hold your breath. I'm sure it's not here to stay. Yet.
Which of the following are actual text messages on my phone:
1. hey hey heyhey hey hey heyy imm lve in lile 20 mins
2. The butter has melted.
3. HolymotherofGod. Did you...
4. oh hi my name is number 52
5. Shoot.
6. G'ma said she wants to go outside topless
7. mething fun =
8. Cake!
9. Can i hhaz kitten???
10. Gummibear chain.
Which ones are actually on my phone right now? Hint: There are some lies in there!
Behave!

Monday Funny...

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Things To Not Do...

1. Never eat gummi bears after the whole container has dumped upside down on the kitchen floor when your dog is shedding like crazy.
2. Don't fold laundry right out of the dryer when it's hot outside.
3. Don't try to take a nap in the place where the sun will come through the window and fry your legs.
4. Never think you're going to do a good job shaving when the light in the shower has burned out.
5. Don't play before writing, because you'll never get to the writing. (This, however, does not apply to me today. I kicked writing butt.)
6. Never trust that the cat will stay inside even if it's raining outside. If he gets the opportunity, he will go.
Okay...that's all I have for now. I think I broke my brain a little today. Or maybe I obviously did...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Holy Cow It's Been a Long Week Version

Did I mention it's been a long week?
Well...it has...
But now it's Friday and the long, b**ch-**sed week doesn't matter anymore. And even though the week was trying, there was still some good stuff...
Here we go:
1. My kid getting to go on vacation with my sister. I won't lie and say I'm not jealous, because I am, but I'm glad he got to go.
2. Alone time with that man I live with.
3. K4 getting to spend some time with her grandparents.
4. Not cooking x 2 - technically x 3, but there was a little cooking involved, so I'm not counting it.
5. Harry Potter!
6. Getting some writing done. Not as much as I wanted, but some.
7. Sleeping in tomorrow.
8. Weekend plans with the fam.
9. Having nearly $2.80 off a gallon of gas!
10. Tomatoes from the garden.
It's a mostly lame list, but hey, sometimes it's the small things!
Behave!

It IS Monday!

I knew it was before I even opened my eyes this morning. Heck, I knew it before I closed them last night! And I did not like it! I distinctly remember the days when I loved Monday. I no longer love Monday.
Though, it doesn't feel like someone's holding a blow torch on me anymore. That's one good thing.
And it rained. Also good.
We dropped K3 at my sister's so he can go on vacation with them. That is good and sad. He was very excited and will have so much fun with his cousin, but I will miss him.
Oh! And! My sister has stink bugs! On her vegetables in the garden! I haven't seen them for myself, but I have no reason to doubt her. I checked my veges and they're completely fine. So where did my stink bugs go?
Harry Potter totally rocked! Loved it! I left the theater very sad. I felt the same way when I left the theater after seeing LotR, RofK. It's over...And, right now, I cannot imagine loving something else as much as I have loved the Harry Potter series.
And...that's about it for this Monday. I'm going to try to get a few words cranked out before my pillow needs me.
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Sunday Edition

I seem to have my days mixed up! I think the heat scrambled my brain!
Here's the list:
1. Having all of the people who live here with me home again. It was a long week with them all at camp.
2. It's not *as* hot today.
3. Deathly Hallows - Part I is watched, Part II is on the agenda for this afternoon.
4. Not having to do the massive amounts of laundry that came home with the family.
5. Making fantastic writing progress.
6. Finding my *better* attitude.
7. Air conditioning.
8. Seeing K2 for a little while yesterday.
9. Sleeping in.
10. Writing time on the slate for this evening.
That is all for now...
Behave!

Summer Survival: Year Three: Entry Three

Hiding has finally paid off!
Well, maybe it's not so much the hiding as the heat...The Weather Gods are punishing us for some unknown misbehavior, I think. It is like a volcano has been unleashed without the lava. We're cooking from the inside out.
The young natives don't seem to mind the heat as much as those of us with a few years scratched into our bones. It is my duty to make sure they are hydrated, sunscreened, and out of the sun during the hottest parts of the day. They do not like the constant reminders, but it is for their own good.
It has been a fantastic week for my "other" journal. I have made much progress on my personal files and writings. So much so that I am euphoric and determined about the work I've done. I love writing with a passion of a thousand million firey suns. Having the down time to actually concentrate on that has reminded me how deep my passion truly runs and I am grateful. And determined.
The heat can leave now though. Before we all melt into thick gooey puddles of ick! Please!
Behave!

Man, It's Hot!

Holy Mother of Blazing Sun!!
I'd ask if it could get any hotter, but it's supposed to. The temperature is supposed to hit 101* by Friday. That's just nuts! It's days like this where I can't decide if I'd rather it be too hot out or too cold - and I think I change my mind depending on the season. But at least when it's too cold out there are ways to get warm - clothes to put on, blankets, socks, and the heater. There are only so many clothes you can take off and if you don't have air conditioning, you're screwed. I guess I'm partially screwed - we only have air in the bedrooms and I've been in here most of the day - except I have to leave to eat and use the restroom. Blarg!
In other news, I've gotten more writing done today than I have in weeks. It feels good. Really good. I'm not at the finish line yet, but I'm close. I will continue to work through the evening and tomorrow and maybe move to the next square of the game before life once again tries to take me by the throat. Though I don't think it's going to be so easy to take me down again. I found what I've been missing and I'm not giving it back. More on that later.
Oh, and I had ice cream for dinner!
Back to work!
Behave!

More On Stinkbugs...

So I finally got our bedroom cleaned (It's been on my list for weeks). And it was a major cleaning that netted 2 huge bags for donation...I feel good about that and the extra drawer and closet space. (and I cleaned out part of K4's closet to store the winter clothes.)
In doing so I found about a bazillion dead stink bugs and not one single live one.
One thing I discovered was that stink bugs that have been dead for a while get all hollow and stuff. The inside of their hollow bodies are red. (I found at least forty-five million in a drawer) I don't "think" they stink anymore. I didn't smell anything when I sucked up their dead butts. There were only dead ones in the places I really expected to find at least one live one.
I don't know what that means...I guess we'll see. I'm not lowering my guard though. It's too dangerous. They are too tricky. I don't miss them, that's for sure, but I'm not convinced they are gone for good.
In other news, there's a lightning bug flying around my house right now. It was a little startling when he starting lighting up, but now I like it. Lightning bugs are much better than flies.
It's too freaking hot right now. I'm counting the minutes until I can head into the air conditioning...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday - The Saturday Edition

A little late, but here's the list:
1. Getting to see the grandbaby today.
2. Our room = clean.
3. Pad Thai for dinner - and yes, I made it....
4. Writing time on the horizon!
5. Air conditioning.
6. Talking to K2! It's been a long time!
7. Crazy Saturdays with a lot of stuff done...even though there is more to do tomorrow!
8. Visits to the farm!
9. Baby goats and baby rabbits and black sheep and kittens and friends!
10. Summer plans!
Makes no sense, right?
Lets just say that I am happy we didn't come home from our farm visit with kittens! They were cute, but oy!
Behave!

Summer Survival: Year Three: Entry Two

I am in hiding, but it's not helping.
They keep finding me and complaining about things like not feeling good and needing medicine...This week...Oh how this week reminds me of my first year in this camp.
Illness has hit the camp with fierce intensity.
High fevers, aches, and pains, and multiple trips to the medical facility have been the focus of this week. The afflicted native nearly broke my heart with her whimpers and pathetic-ness. Said native is now on the mend, which is a huge relief.
In other news, the animals that live here with us have been acting strange. The bigger four-legged critter is shedding so bad that no amount of attention to cleanliness helps. It is more abnormal than usual.
The smaller of our beasts has taken to gallivanting outside during the dark hours. Then, in the morning when we realize he's not in the tent, he cries at us as if we are the ones who made him spend the night outdoors in the wild. I must add that he is the one who has maneuvered through the barriers and taken off on his adventure. I think he might have a girlfriend. He is too old to be out messing around in this way. I have tried talking to him, but he turns a deaf ear to my warnings about procreation and disease.
It is nearly the day most looked forward to and I must take to my pallet so I am ready to face the challenges I am sure to face. I will write more as soon as I can find another hiding place.
Behave!

Things I Have Learned...

Or...maybe more appropriately...Relearned recently...
1. The wait at the doctor's office is one of the worst waits ever. Plus, they tell you to shut your cell off. As if. I'm sorry, but I'm not waiting forty-five minutes for my appointment without the ability to check my phone.
2. Laundry does not do itself. Dangit.
3. Retraining the family after not writing for a week is laborious.
4. Preparing for summer camp requires many lists and lots of last minute stuff.
5. Kids cry when you start buy school supplies six weeks before school is due to start.
6. Heat flashes make 99* worse.
7. My dog is never going to stop shedding.
Okay...that's enough silly...
Behave!

Missing My Friend...

Today would have been my friend's birthday.
She would be the same age as me.
I am sad.
I miss her.
I find myself stalking her still active Facebook page - reading the posts of people who miss her too. I look around my house and see the touches she's placed here, remember the kind gestures - like when we moved in here and she helped to get my kitchen in shape and how she and another friend threw me a baby shower for my fourth child and then brought us a full meal the day after we came home from the hospital, the gifts she gave - like the napkin basket I still use and probably will until it turns to dust. I already said I'm sad...but I am.
I think of her often and her family - her husband who was her bestest friend ever, and her three children who were her sun, moon, and stars. We recently saw them and while we had a great time hanging out, it was bittersweet - for them as for us.
I guess it will get easier. But I will never forget her.
Behave!

Summer Survival: Year Three: Entry One

I have been lax in my journaling this summer. Not because I am busy doing fun and creative things, but because I never seem to get the required peace to properly put my summer experience onto paper (or the Internet, but you know what I mean).
They. Are. Always. Feeding.
It is a struggle to keep enough provisions stocked to sate their ravenous appetites. I think the shells and beads I earn all are traded for supplies. There are half of the natives there has been in past summers, but the constant trading for provisions has not changed. I am worried.
The natives have not yet settled into their routine. It is a strange season this year and I don't think any of us have adjusted to the major changes that have occurred within our camp over the past few months. We are all restless.
Though, mostly, I am scared.
Scared of natives who are now old enough to stay up beyond my required bed time - well, one of them is, but still. Scared of natives who have made ninety percent of the evening meal while I am gone. Scared of chickens. Scared of dogs with horrible haircuts. Scared of...well, many things, but I will not go into them and chance being discovered taking these few precious moments to update my journal.
I must always maintain the illusion of control, though I'm not sure they believe me...I do not fear for my life any longer, but I do fear for my sanity. I am in no way ready for the season to end, but I am ready to have some fun with the natives before the warm weather ends...
That is all. Someone is yelling for food again. I need to check to see if my hiding places are holding out.
Behave!

Back From the Wilds...

Yeah, we were camping this weekend...in the wilds...
I have no pictures because the camera is defunct. If it wasn't, here's what I would have pictures of:
1. My granddaughter's 1st birthday party. She's a riot!
2. Swampland...We got hit with a major storm Saturday night. Major.
3. Bald Eagles.
4. The dent in my dad's truck. It's not too bad, but how he got it was amusing...
5. The awesome picnic food.
6. S'mores made with peanut butter cups.
7. Dam building.
8. Young love...(enough to make someone want to puke)(lol)
9. The huge snapping turtle we caught last night.
10. A whole slideshow of people flipping the kayak.
Time for bed...and Holy Cow...it's July already!!
Behave!

Oh Geeze! It's Almost Friday!

What's up with that?
Last I looked it was only Sunday! We've had "stuff" every single night this week....stuff like:
My granddaughter's 1st birthday! She's one! She's walking and she has a few teeth. And she's a very funny baby!
We ran over to see her last night and have a little cake. She was a riot! Instead of picking up her cake, she just stuck her face in it. Her "official" party is this weekend and I am still mostly stumped on what to get her.
We've also been helping K5's mom find a new car. That's been lots of evenings spent at car lots and carrying K5 around so she could see herself in mirrors.
Oh, and let's not forget the dentist! I broke my temporary crown a few weeks ago. I got my tooth fixed and am once again the owner of a temporary crown because the dentist said it's not worth putting a "real" crown on that tooth. That kind of freaks me out. I'm not sure I want to know what the next step is. I'm just happy to be able to eat right again. Or you know...until I break this one!
What else?
We won't talk about how busy work has been for me and that man I live with. Or the various kid activities going on. Or the five bazillion water balloons I filled for scouts. Or the fact that, yet again, my washing machine is acting up. And the house computer. Or the leg cramp that woke me up twenty minutes before my alarm when off this morning.
Long weekend coming up! That's what I'm focusing on!
Behave!

Stink Bugs....

I've gotten a lot of traffic around here lately on the subject of stink bugs...
The truth is...I haven't seen a single one in weeks, except dead ones.
Not a single one.
And that is very weird.
I don't know what happened to them, but I can't say I'm sad about it. I do live in fear though. Fear that they'll come back with a vengeance (wait for it!).
Behave!

What Was Good About Today...

Similar to Feel Good Friday, but not...Because it's Saturday and B was off work, which is unusual...
1. Hedges getting trimmed.
2. Two of the four chickens going to their new home with my sister who is so happy to have them.
3. Getting to hold my brand new great niece.
4. Hanging out with my brother and sisters at the 'rents house. We all had to leave far too early, but it was a very good time, with good food and a lot of laughter - like usual.
5. Grocery shopping = done.
6. Bills = paid.
7. Saving $35.00 on gas.
8. K3 getting to hang out with his best friend.
9. K4 being registered for summer camp. She is so excited!
10. Sleeping in until 9 am. Sweet.
And one more...
11. The cooler temps! It's gorgeous outside!
Oh, and here's my only complaint...
I really, really, really wish I could go to RWA National!! It starts next week and I am dying! I'd planned to go this year, but it couldn't happen...I am super bummed!!
That is all...
Behave!

Feel Good Friday

Well, hello, Friday! And yeah, I know it's been Friday for hours. In fact, Friday will be over soon, but since I just sat down...
Here's the list:
1. My little (ha! I know they're not little, but indulge me!) K's being home again! Yay. All is right in my world at this moment.
2. Making a really good dinner the other night (just for B and I, too!), even though the noodles (cellophane) looked like jellyfish. And! It was the only night I cooked this week!
3. Fun times at the Scout closing ceremony.
4. My kid coming home a lot more mature than when he left for camp, in more ways than one. It was a great week for him, despite the last minute prep and craziness of the whole thing. His group was amazing and I'm so glad he went.
5. K4 having a fun week with her cousin, her friend, and her grandparents.
6. Sleeping in a little tomorrow.
7. Looking forward to hanging with the 'rents and sibs tomorrow.
8. Grandbaby on Sunday.
9. Seeing how crazy the dog got when she realized her boy was home.
10. Listening to the K's sing together on the way home.
That is all for now!
Behave!

What a Long Week...

This week has been really really long.
It started, actually, on Saturday afternoon when I got a call that the scout training camp we'd signed K3 up for months ago had a cancellation and did he want to go...Of course, he wanted to go. Then we found out he had to be there in less than 24 hours. For a week. And he was already away on a scout trip. So we hustled and gathered supplies and made lists and ran to the mega mart at odd hours for stuff and did laundry well into the night.
And it was the fast and furious phone calls to find child care arrangements for K4 since she is not able to stay home alone yet. Which did work out, but also meant that she spent many nights away from home. Like all but one... But she's had a blast hanging out with family and friends.
K2 called from camp to say she has/had the stomach flu and was miserable.
I popped the temporary crown off my tooth tonight, which feels odd. I don't like it.
So, it's been a weird week. I've missed my baby chicks a lot, though B and I have enjoyed having the house to ourselves. I'm ready for it to be over. And it will tomorrow.
And tomorrow is Friday! Yay! The beginning of yet another busy weekend that includes the grandbaby, birthday parties x 2, errand running, and, of course, sleeping in...I hope.
Behave!

What I Want...

1. Balance. Though I don't think that ever truly happens long term. Sometimes you hit your sweet spot, but most of the time it's precarious
2. Automatic laundry.
3. This book to be done. (Yes, I'm working on it.)
4. The beach.
5. One thousand acres so I can live in the middle and be a proper hermit. Or you know, mostly a hermit.
6. A decent night's sleep.
7. Chocolate.
8. Movie night.
9. A bicycle. (mine is broken)
...I don't know. I'm beyond tired and more silly than not...
Behave...

Feel Good Friday...

Holy Mother of Bad Days...
Today was truly a crappy one! Truly crappy! It started with finding the kitchen trash all over the floor - compliments of the dog. It got worse from there...I won't go into the gory details, but trust me, it was not pretty. At all. I will tell you the last straw. The cat puked in my bed...Which is why, in my mind, it's still Friday, even though it's after midnight. (I'm waiting for the dryer to finish my sheets...and blankets...and my favorite pillow...grrr...)
So, with a day like I had, it's important to recognize the good things from the week...
I'm going to try.
1. Friday - though, I could have done without this particular Friday. At least the week is over.
2. Sleeping in tomorrow.
3. Having my lunch packed for me every day this week, compliments of that wonderful man I live with.
4. Getting some writing time in, though it wasn't nearly as much as I wanted.
5. The sleeping in happening on clean sheets.
6. Cool movies with K4.
7. Supernatural reruns. Man, I miss those boys.
8. Weekend plans with the family and the granddaughter.
9. New great nieces - no details yet since she was only born a little while ago.
10. Getting to talk to K2. She still has no voice and is beyond exhausted, but it was good to talk to her. I miss that kid.
And, look at that. I made it to 10.
Okay. I think the dryer just buzzed.
Behave!

Back...Again

Don't get too excited. There's no telling how long it'll last! lol
Today has been another day where there's no enough time - one load of laundry done (not even by me), no emails caught up, no phone calls returned, no household administration duties accomplished...
Shoes are off now. Finally. Thank goodness.
So, the annual pain in the butt streetfair was today. It was a weird year. Rainy and cooler than normal, which would have been nice if I actually enjoyed going. Normally we have company. This year we didn't - no drop ins, no last minute arrangements. I'm a little sad...
Anyway.
Tomorrow is Friday! Woo Hoo!
Behave!

More Slacking...

Sorry...
I'm kind of tired of turning around once and finding out that the week is half over!
All week I thought it was Wednesday and now that it really is, I think it's Monday. Yes. That's what kind of week it's been.
Things I have done this week:
1. Gone to dinner with the girls. (in a scary redneck town)
2. Hung out with different girls in the newly remodeled/fire restored house. (they owe me one. That's all I'm saying.)
3. Powerwashed the patio. Pulled weeds. Cleaned the backporch. Cleaned the house. (sorta)
4. Dealt with a sick kid.
5. Listen to chickens make far too much noise.
6. Write - not as much as I would like, but some is better than none.
Things yet to do this week:
1. Avoid going to the street fair tomorrow.
2. Make a real grocery list and follow it.
3. More chicken listening.
4. Live until Friday.
5. Figure out what to take to Family Dinner this weekend, besides the grandbaby.
6. Write more.
...and that is all.
My bed is calling me!
Behave!

Stealing Saturday...

It's been a really long time since we've all been home on a Saturday. (Well, most of us...)
But today...Yes!
And, to be honest, we haven't done too much. Grocery shopping, plant watering, can crushing, kitchen cleaning...oh, and we made a fantastic dinner. B did some yardwork for an elderly neighbor. But other than that we've just been taking it easy.
It's been wonderful.
Now we're catching up on all of the Dr. Who we've missed before the new episode tonight. I'm writing and seriously thinking about making myself an adult beverage.
I hope your Saturday has been a nice one as well!
Behave!

Feel Good Friday

(Sorry. Trying to catch up. I know I've been a slacker this week.)
So, here's the list for this hot Friday.
1. Friday! Obviously.
2. Pizza for dinner.
3. Summer vacation for the kids because it means I don't have to deal with grumpy kids in the morning or harp on them to do their homework.
4. Sleeping in tomorrow. In air conditioning.
5. Making it through this very long and disastrous week.
6. Soda with ice.
7. The cables that were knocked down with the storm being put back up.
8. K2's 11pm phone calls.
9. Getting texts from B with warming instructions for my lunch. Hysterical.
10. Being barefoot.
So there you have it!
Behave!

Where Have the Stinkbugs gone?

Okay, so they're not gone completely, but the biblical plague I was told to expect did not happen.
For that, I am grateful.
I still see a few every once in a while, but the scourge I thought I would be dealing with is not in my house. Is it in yours?
I wonder if its because they're supposed to hibernate for 6 or 8 months or something. That's kind of scary, because what if, when they come out of hibernation, it's worse than a biblical plague? Maybe they just died off? I don't know.
Now, though, I am dealing with piss ants. I don't know if that's what they're really called. They're the little ones and they're everywhere. I can't find where they're getting in. I am sick of them. I even found one on my arm while I was in bed the other night, which prompted B and I to get out of bed, turn the light on, and pull the covers back to make sure the bed wasn't infested. They're irritating, though if they were stink bugs I would be insane by now.
I'm just sayin'
That is all.
Behave!

Moving On...

We're moving on around here...
Moving out of elementary school for good and going to middle school.
Moving out of middle school and going to high school.
This will be the first time in 17 years that we have not had a child in elementary school. Wow.
Tonight was 8th grade "graduation" - only they don't call it that.
It was everything a "graduation" should be - long, with unnecessary speaking, hooting and hollering from the crowd, and a huge crowd.
I almost cried.
And I feel very old...

Summer is about to start around here and I will mourn it.
I have traded no shoes and sleeping in for a work schedule and a steady paycheck.
I'm not adjusting well...

I'm sure I'll whine more about that later...
Behave!

The Weekend & Chickens...

I don't know what it is with my family and chickens. I think they're all nuts, especially when they offer refuge to random roosters.
This guy stayed over Friday night before going to his new home. He was very pretty, but very talkative, and loud - especially at 6:15 am. That was when he started crowing and he didn't stop all morning. All morning. On my sleeping in day...
He went to his new home Saturday afternoon and all was quiet in my house again...well, not really. The four chicks we are raising are still here - cheeping and stinking up the place. Those birds are always hungry. They're cute and it's cool for the kids to take care of them, but I'm ready for them to be ready to go to their new home, too.
The rest of the weekend...pretty good. Chapter meeting Saturday was fantastic as usual. Then hanging with the bff - which was fun and like old times, including me feeding her fish for dinner (no greenbeans though). Today was running around, homework, writing, and our niece's graduation party.
And...tomorrow is Monday again. I'm not ready. I need one more day in the weekend. Please?
School is out this week. I'm not ready for that either.
...and that is all.
Behave!

Feed Good Friday - The Saturday Edition

Coming in late...again...
Here's the list:
1. A short week - though it really felt like a long week!
2. Cooler temperatures.
3. My RWA Chapter meeting today!
4. Eating dinner with my family.
5. Weekend plans.
6. Sleeping in a little this morning - even though the rooster crowed at 6:15 am. (more on that later)
7. Not running out of gas because I was too rushed to stop and fill up.
8. The rose my husband packed in my lunch.
9. Speaking of that...having my lunch packed for me and the coffee made.
10. My granddaughter and her squinty face.
That's all for now.
More on number 6 later...
Behave!

Things...

I am looking forward to this summer....
1. No homework to supervise, check, or hound over.
2. No more checks for school lunches. Checks that are usually written quickly while parked on the side of the road because everyone forgot to tell me when I had the checkbook out while I was on the bank's website.
3. Road trips. Hopefully to visit a friend who doesn't live too far away.
4. Random pool time.
5. Camping.
6. Grilled dinners.
7. Camping with the Boy Scouts at the beach.
8. Summer camp for the kids - not because I want them to be gone, but because they're so excited about going.
9. Iced coffee. Already getting started on that. There's a pitcher already made...waiting for me.
10. Random fires and hanging out.
That's enough of a list for now. We won't talk about what I'm not looking forward to right now.
That is all...
Behave!

Wednesday Laughs....

I have no idea what day it is anymore. I only know it's Wednesday because my computer tells me so...
Behave!